the squarepusher joke
if squarepusher is to ever to un-reverse-tube-sock, he needs
to stop playing simulations with himself all day and get a
live funk band. coathangar hed band, led helmet band... man,
get hand bands banned so they don't get out of hand. on the
other out of hand, this joke got out of my head as many
mines were simulated out of my butt that i realized that
squarepusher is the joke. so far gone up his own butt he's
come out the other side and realized: shit, i'm the joke,
let's go with it. hug it and see what it likes for lunch.
simulate bands so more squarepusher jokes will self-organize
on forums and explain to me exactly what's so funny about
myself. i take my music career very seriously and i don't
understand the rude comments, guys


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